your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via smoke-mirror)


queerpotters:

does anyone else feel like they just lost their favourite uncle

(via fluerly)


theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via encourage)


uncorpse:

darkpale/glow

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via crystallized-teardrops)


kissmeok:

love/couples
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
She likes to sleep. It makes her forget about it.
- (via uglierer)

(Source: meetaclassybitch, via reckleus-soul)


trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals, via reckleus-soul)